The House That Drew Built

29.1.04


Super Penguin Bash

Bigger, better, badder. 1200.7


He Hate Me

If there is one representation of the ill-fated XFL, it was Rod Smart, whose jersey name read "He Hate Me." Now, the XFL has made the NFL's biggest party, as Smart, a kick returner for the Carolina Panthers is set to play in perhaps the biggest game of his career.


27.1.04




The Monkey

Spank it.


26.1.04


Personally, I'd prefer Say Hey Field

This is what it should have been named originally.


Worst-case Scenario tip of the day

How to Perform A Fast 180-degree Turn with Your Car

1. While in drive or a forward gear, accelerate to a moderate rate of speed
(Anything faster than 45 mph risks flipping the car)

2. Slip the car into neutral to prevent the front wheels from spinning

3. Take your foot off the gas and turn the wheel 90 degrees (a quarter-turn) while simultaneously pulling hard on the emergency brake.

4. As the rear swings around, return the wheel to its oringal position and put the car back into drive.

5. Step on the gas to start moving in the direction from which you came.


Impress your friends. Make a quick getaway. And knowing is half the battle.


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